Brian's recipe to make Brian


30 tsp of sociality
20 cups of happiness
15 pinches of creativity
12 tsp of self esteem
14 cups of activity
40 cups of energy
9 tsp of indecision
19 cups of confusion
 

First put all of your ingredients in a bowl add some water
Put some salt and pepper in and stir for a minute
Set the oven for 350 F
Once you have stirred for a minute put the ingredientsin the muscles, flesh, and bones
Once oven is at 350 F put your mixture in and wait 2 hours
Once I am out of the oven take me and stuff an apple in my mouth and put me on a platter in the table to serve to your guests.