Friday, November 20, 2015

Do you ever think about what your grandkids will think of you as?

Well when I am a grandparent I will want my grand kids to think of me as handy and young. 
I would like them to think of me this way so they feel free to ask me to help them fix things or build models with them. I would like to go surfing and mountain biking with them well as long as I can. 
This is what I would like my grandkids to think of me as leave a comment your thoughts.

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Brian's recipe to make Brian


30 tsp of sociality
20 cups of happiness
15 pinches of creativity
12 tsp of self esteem
14 cups of activity
40 cups of energy
9 tsp of indecision
19 cups of confusion
 

First put all of your ingredients in a bowl add some water
Put some salt and pepper in and stir for a minute
Set the oven for 350 F
Once you have stirred for a minute put the ingredientsin the muscles, flesh, and bones
Once oven is at 350 F put your mixture in and wait 2 hours
Once I am out of the oven take me and stuff an apple in my mouth and put me on a platter in the table to serve to your guests.



Tuesday, November 3, 2015

The Party by Herman Wouk

In " The Party" By Herman Wouk, the protagonist Herbie on a quest to find a girl that is just right for him. Herbie wants to go to his crush's party but he doesn't think he will be invited. Then one day he is thinking about her and the mail comes. Herbie opens it quickly and sees it is an invention to The Party and is very excited about it. As he is trying to get ready for The Party he discovers a problem in which he does not have any silk socks or short pants and is embraced. Once at The Party Herbie is asked a question by his crush about if he will ever get married. He is taken back by the question and says when he is 55. His crush who also likes him is flabbergasted at his answer but she then askes "do you have a girl now" he says no but if he were to have a girl she would have t have red hair just like her.

I personally did not like the story because it was just not my type I do not like a love story. But I did think Herbie was real smooth around his crush. Herbie did over exaggerate several times about not having the nicest clothes but I guess that is okay. Overall like I said in the begining I did not really enjoy the story just because it is not my type.